(MUSIC PLAYS)                                                                                                     
 

OLD RESIDUE:                 

I’m just a bit of residue left behind by some mop.

 

OLD RESIDUE (FLASHBACK):

Why you…                

 

OLD RESIDUE:                 

Nobody’s taken a shine to me in a long time.  Phooey. I don’t need anybody…but you!

 

LICENSED MUSIC:          

I believe in miracles

 

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

Voiceover:                                     

Swiffer attracts dirt.

Used mops can push muddy water around. Swiffer WetJet’s new, upgraded solution helps prevent streaks and residue to reveal more shine than a mop or your money back.

                                              

OLD RESIDUE:                 

You’re a fresh Swiffersnapper!

MUSIC: “I Get Around” by the Beach Boys
 

Voiceover: 

New and improved Swiffer Dusters with Dust Lock Adhesive can clean virtually every surface in your home.

 

Its thousands of fluffy fibers pick up dust here, there, pretty much everywhere. And Swiffer Dusters traps 3 times more dust than a feather duster and locks it away.

                   

MUSIC CONTINUES

 

Voiceover: 

Swiffer cleans better or your money back.

DIRT GIRL:I’m just a piece of dirt stuck here in a rut. Ever since that ol’ broom dumped me here….

DIRT GIRL (FLASHBACK): SFX: BROOM

DIRT GIRL: Will love ever come my way? Oh my!

LICENSED MUSIC: I believe in miracles….

MUSIC CONTINUES UNDER

AVO: Swiffer attracts dirt.

Swiffer Sweeper’s new, thicker cloths get deep into ridges, picking up more dirt, dust and hair than a broom to help leave your floor up to 3 times cleaner.

DIRT GIRL:You sure are a pick-me-up!

AVO: Swiffer gives cleaning a whole new meaning.